This’ll probably be a “One off”
Had the Earl of Sandwich
been a General who liked to wear a woollen ‘jumper’ that buttoned down the front,
and the Earl of Cardigan, been a sailor, and had asked his valet to bring him two slices of bread, with meat therein.
We would now be eating a cardigan and wearing a sandwich….
and Hawai’i would never have been known as the Sandwich Islands, ‘cos Sandwich was a sailor, and the bloke who gave the nod to Jimmy Cook, to go find Australia, not a soldier,
And this should give me peace from my Nemesis tucked away somewhere in the Cardigan Islands or is that Sandwich, I’m all confused; so much for thinking a thought for the day!