I have a rule and that is that the only people I put my arms around are my daughters. I will shake hands with the vicar but only if I agree with his sermon, so that happens very infrequently.
You have a vicar do you? How strange, I thought you were having me on.
I only put my arms around my dog and granddaughters, I know that they won’t bite me.
When I finish scratching my head and come up with a suitable reply I’ll get back to you; but don’t put off any engagements you may have whilst waiting 🙂
I’d have thought that by the time you get round to doing the ‘shake hands state your name and business’ bit that you’d all be purified 👿 so when I used to take our 3 billys EVERY SUNDAY I never bothered, suppose I’m pretty lucky not to have caught something deadly 😈
What a delightful hoot.
Ira
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Yes indeed Ira. 😀
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Love this. I needed all those chuckles!
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I think I actually LOL’d for once 😀
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🙂
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Priceless 🙂
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Lovely! I hadn’t come across that one before. ‘Keep your feelthy hands to yourself!’
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Would you believe that this is the first I’ve heard of them? Spent too much time in the outback I suppose
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Yes! just wonderful. 🙂
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I have a rule and that is that the only people I put my arms around are my daughters. I will shake hands with the vicar but only if I agree with his sermon, so that happens very infrequently.
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You have a vicar do you? How strange, I thought you were having me on.
I only put my arms around my dog and granddaughters, I know that they won’t bite me.
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You can believe or not anything you like about me. I will stand by the truth of some of my statements – or not.
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When I finish scratching my head and come up with a suitable reply I’ll get back to you; but don’t put off any engagements you may have whilst waiting 🙂
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When shaking hands in church, at the “Pax”, one should always use hand sterilizer
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I’d have thought that by the time you get round to doing the ‘shake hands state your name and business’ bit that you’d all be purified 👿 so when I used to take our 3 billys EVERY SUNDAY I never bothered, suppose I’m pretty lucky not to have caught something deadly 😈
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HA! I LOL’d and snort-laughed! 😀
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Thanks for sharing this Lord 🐻 !!! 🙂
HUGS!!! 🙂
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Always happy 😀 😛 to bring a smile to a dial glad you enjoyed this moment of mirth
😀 😈
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