…….or is that only El Papa?
Some may recall, that, a couple of weeks back, I had to pop along to see Dr Sandroussi, aka God; after he’s coerced me into having first an endoscopy/colonoscopy, followed up by some other procedure where they tried to convert me to a ‘barrage balloon’ by pumping me full of gas.
Those some that recalled the above, might also recall that I was told that I had developed bowel cancer, and that God, in his wisdom, was sending me off to see a friend and colleague and specialist in colorectal surgery who was/is smarter than he.
First, I had a ‘Pet Scan’ on the 10th, then off to meet Dr Peter J Lee, God’s mate who according to God is smarter, on Wednesday 23rd.
The War Office thought it best to come with me; (I believe she thinks she can stop me wriggling out) and so we attended Dr Lee’s rooms right on time, and what a joy it was! I don’t know how, or where, the RPA manages to find such mighty people; but find them they do.
Dr Lee, had both our confidence, and respect within a couple of minutes of meeting. Within a few minutes the laughter, emanating from behind his closed doors, must have had those waiting, wondering what was going on in these rooms/ surgery, devoted to those with cancer. 🙄
To cut to the chase; Dr Lee told me that he doesn’t think I have cancer, which seemed to please the W.O. for some reason, and that he planned to do some tests on me on the 18th September which will confirm that I’m cancer free; for the present.
Don’t worry; it’s out to get me in the end! 👿
Now the thing is God told me that I had cancer, and his mate tells me that he doesn’t think I have; so I now have a dilemma of gigantic proportions. ❓
Is God infallible or is Dr. Lee my own personal El Papa? 😈