Shay Gap – The Chef

When I first arrived at Shay Gap, the Poone’s ‘Township Manager’ asked me if I’d mind helping out for a couple of weeks, manning the door to the working men’s mess, in the mornings.

I may have already told you, but just to be on the safe side I’ll tell you again. He managed the running of everything in town, except the government controlled offices, and bank and was ostensibly my boss.

As he hadn’t the faintest idea about a bar, I was left in total control, and left to my own devices. Which suited me fine. Nothing worse than an amateur trying to tell a professional, what, and how to do his/her job.

All manning the door meant, was sitting at the entrance to the mess, and, using one of those clicker things, keep count of the number of men who came through the door for their meal. Those coming off nights, were having their dinner, and the rest of course you’ve guessed it, were there for breakfast.

I wasn’t told why, and I didn’t bother to ask, if it was to keep a check on who, and how many, were coming in, I didn’t see as it made any difference, there was enough food available to feed the army of The Rhine.

Anyway, I duly appeared the first morning, a bit before dawn, armed with the hopefully trusty little clicker, and took up my post just inside the door. Without doubt this was the most boring, mind numbing job, on earth, luckily I was only filling in for a week, or two.

There  was one thing that made it all worthwhile. The dawn! From my seat at the door, I looked out at these odd shaped hills, rocks, whatever, they certainly weren’t mountains, and they weren’t too far away, but they were quite big, and fairly high. I don’t know if they had any iron ore in them, but I suppose they did; we were in the Pilbara, in  iron ore country.

But the dawn was magical, the sun rose quite quickly, and the light danced gaily up the side of these hill rocks, in a myriad of colours, gold’s, reds, greens, yellows, climbing swiftly up the sides, bouncing out of the clefts, in those walls, and all over in a matter of minutes or seconds, always the same, always different, and always spellbinding. Magical, I shall never  forget those sunrises, dawns that are forever etched in my memories.

And when the sun was up; all went grey, and brown, and dull, and beautiful! I loved it!

Now after that little rave, it’s time to get serious and get back to the “Wet”.

When I finished my stint, I’d wander around to the staff dining room, for breakfast. even here the food, was plentiful the menus ridiculous. Who wants a T-bone steak for breakfast? We were offered the same as the men in the other mess. I usually loved my breakfast,

I’d been used to eating in an hotel dining room, for the past 4-5 years, and I’d order up my eggs and bacon, or sausages, and enjoy every mouthful, but I was  in for a shock here at Shay Gap.

The eggs! Inedible, that’s the only word I can use to describe them; I don’t know; I never enquired as to why, but they had an unusual taste, that I’d experienced only once before, that was when I was living in Carnarvon, working for “Iron Bar” Tuckey; and I can tell a few stories about that bloke believe me!

I think that all eggs were treated, before being sent north of the Tropic of Capricorn, they had a distinct iodine taste to them, which I found revolting, and I was never able to eat them, they were supposedly just as good, as those that you got down south, just that they tasted off that’s all!

After breakfast, I still had a couple of hours to waste, until I opened up my bar, for the blokes that had come of night shift, so I’d wander back to my digs, have a shower and get ready, for a quiet boring morning, at the “Wet”.

It took me about one day, two at the most, to see what was wrong with the whole setup that I’d inherited/taken over. I opened too late!

The men were coming off the night shift, getting cleaned up, (Shay Gap was a clean town and I’ll go into that later) having their dinner, and then having to hang around ’til 9.30, for me to open the doors, so they could have a few beers, before turning in for the days (their nights) sleep. Only the real hardy dedicated drinkers did this!

It wasn’t much good for me, either I’d finish, then hang around ’til around 9, and wander over and start getting my bar set up ready, for the opening non-rush.

And who was waiting for me there on my first solo morning?  You guessed it, well you would have if you’d been following this saga of Shay Gap, “The Chef”.

What I’m about to relate, happened only the once.

On my first solo morning when I arrived and went into the “Wet” the expected knock came to the door, knowing who it was and what he wanted I opened the door and didn’t stand back and let him in; it was the Chef.

“Yes” says I, he looked at me as if I was some kind of nut, not knowing who he was, and what was expected, he said “I’m the Chef”  I said “I know”, he said “I normally come in for a couple of drinks early in the morning” . 

I replied “Do you?” ; he answered in the affirmative, and then I told him  I’m not open for business, “what you used to do with Paddy, stopped when he left, and I took over”; and that “I would not allow him into the bar, while I was getting set up”.

I also told him, that I would not enter his kitchens, and taste the food  that he, and his staff, were preparing, and I expected the same courtesy, he could not enter my bar until opening time!” After this little lot I excused myself, and told him I had work to do, closed the door and went about my business.

I never saw the Chef again; it seems he went and put in for an immediate transfer, to where I know not, but he was gone within a week or so, and I truly don’t think anybody really cared, especially amongst his cooks, and kitchen hands.

His replacement a week or so after was a different kettle of fish altogether. Probably salmon, he was a Canadian, from logging camps, who’d come to the opposite ends of the earth in more ways than one.

But that’s another story. another time


9 thoughts on “Shay Gap – The Chef

  1. Reblogged this on LordBeariOfBow and commented:

    The Swiss Chef, not to be confused with the Swiss knife; the knife has it’s uses 👿


  2. Wasn’t there a Swiss Chef on the Muppet Show? Maybe it was the same man?

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    1. I wasn’t educated to that degree Andrew, I can’t recall much about him except that he was rotund, grey haired and rude.

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  3. The chef just sort of …went away, eh, Beari?

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    1. Yes GP, I never saw him again, he disappeared, I suppose he was hiding from me 👿

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  4. Oh the hardships in that town. Not being able to get a drink before 9:30 am.

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    1. I suppose for blokes who’d been working in the heat, that was still there throughout the night, 14 nights straight, coming off shift, and having to wait 3 or 4 hours might have thought it was, I know I did for them.
      Those men worked 12 hours on 12 off 14 days straight, then switched, they did this for 6 months straight. They earned their money.


  5. You’ve had an interesting life, Bear, full of interesting characters! Can’t imagine what the cook did to those eggs, to have them end up tasting like iodine! They sound ghastly!

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    1. I don’t think it was anything the cooks, or chefs did to the eggs, Diane, I’d had that experience one before, when living in Carnarvom WA, that’s also above the C of C, I think that all the eggs going up that far, were in someway treated, to stop them going rotten, perhaps some sort of radiation I don’t know, I know that i couldn’t eat them,nobody else seemed to have any trouble with them,


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